
I identify with the wizard Howl because if *I* had magical powers I would use them to get better hair, evade taxes, make computer games for my nieces and nephews, use aliases that imply I’m related to King Arthur, spend at least half my life as a literal toddler and discover alternate planes of reality so that I could flirt with the girls there.
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that baby is so round im crying
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I’m several days late to the cheesecake party and I’m not even sure if the cake I brought is actually a cheesecake.

Pink-edged terracotta vase from Zara Home
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Jay Z First Time Hearing Beyonce Album
Watch The Full Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOJcAE72TH0
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HOW MANY MUTHAFUCKIN QUOTABLE LYRICS CAN YOU FIT IN ONE SONG THEN YOU PUT JACK WHITE ON THE HOOK BITCH GO ALL THE WAY OFF
Turns out Bernie Sanders actually did win Colorado by a big enough margin that Clinton can’t catch him, even if she gets all of Colorado’s superdelegates. 10 entire voting precincts in Denver County were misreported on Caucus nlight, causing a full 4% shift in favor of Clinton.
Sanders now only needs ONE of Colorado’s 12 Superdelegates to win the state’s National Delegation to the DNC.
This is the second state to my memory that has admitted it’s Delegate count on caucus night was wrongly reported in favoring Clinton, the other being Nevada. Maybe it’s time to investigate all the States’ Caucus and Primary results.
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